Me: You are so tired I won't even ask you your favorites. Go to sleep.
G: No... I'll give you five favorite things!

• Functional,
• Working,
• Not stretched out Sleep masks.

There. That is three.
They must be functional, working AND not stretched out!

(he was feeling irritable at his sleep mask, which is currently useless for the above reasons, because he has to try and sleep during the day for work tonight :)